Stupid KH

Act 1:

me: wei jie...wat's lontong?

jie: how i know?

me: whats the answer ar....antara berikut antara manakah yang paling sesuai untuk dipek?

jie:wat's dipek?

*me shows the scissors sign*

jie: that is dipek meh???

me:YALA. the answers given are a)kueh teow soup...

jie: kueh teow can dipek wan meh??

me: then A is not the answer Lorrr...b) is lontong..c) is nasi goreng...d) is laksa pulau pinang

jie: Oh...dipek is being packed up...

me: Oh dipek!! So the answer is lontong la. Sounds more dipek-ish

jie: nola..its nasi goreng

me: don't know how you pass your KH wan la!

*check answer*

me: shit!................................................................................

jie: why?

me: the answer is C

Act 2:

me: what is pinggan bujur?

*wait 10 minutes*

me: jie! wat is pinggan bujur?

jie: i know

me: wat is it???

jie: its a plate with an egg shape la..

me: then cannot put alot of things lor..

jie: its egg shaped not egg sized la...

me: but the answers given are sandwich, kuih berlapis, popiah and agar-agar santan.....the plate looks like *shows a egg shape* this...how to put...

Act 3:

jie: wanna eat ice-cream or not?

me: yes..

jie: lets go

me: wait ar..

jie: wat are doing??

me: drawing a sandwich..

jie: fast la...

me: drawing...drawing...

jie: FASTER....chicken la

me:....

*jie stares* and makes jaws sharp teeth movement.
me: almost..almost..

jie: im goin to hold my breath and if you don't finish on time i will die

me: FINISH!

Act 4:

jie: wats your blogger password? issit still the 016********1903012*******1903012*******?

me: no i change already..its.....its....erm....its......shit! forgot!

jie: what??!

me: wait wait ...

jie: how can you forget?

me: pink lolipop

jie: its wrong

me: candy lolipop

jie: wrong

me: lolipop candy

jie: wrong

me: my lolipop candy

jie: wrong

me: got "my" or not?

jie: its not my password also

me: lolipop pink

jie: its still wrong!

me: YOU GOT PUT SPACE OR NOT?

jie: why you put space??

me: i always put space

jie: its STILL wrong

me: try put without space

jie: but you say you always put space

me: i forgot my password la... how i know...