anybody??

NEW SISTER WANTED

qualifications:

• girl
• maths pro
• smart
• fifteen years old
• chinese

CANT'S:

• cannot forget little stuff
• cannot forget big stuff either
• canot forget ANYTHING!
• cannot be afraid of cockroaches
• cant let little things get you down

MUST's:

• must be good in badminton
• must be over compulsive disorder freak of nature
• must be patient
• must be kind
• must be twilight fan
• must be a JACOB FAN
• must be able to handle stress
• must be able to do all chores
• understands crap
• fake laughs at jokes
• know when to give up
• must be a lean mean fighting mosqitoes machine

EXPERIENCE:

• fifteen years as a sister
• knows cardio pulmonary resuscitation
• master in suicide missions

To those who are interested and you have all the qualifications as said as above please dont hesitate to walk in for an interview. Or you can contact us at 1300-thereplacements-1300